Wednesday, July 22, 2009

HeavyFeet – Wild for Life!

Heavy Feet come barging in like a herd of hungry hippos, grinding to dust the left over broken china from the Bull’s Greek party the night before. They’re animals. But don’t be fooled by the name, these Hot Steppers also know their way around the dancefloor like mice in balloons…..

RHYS FACT #1: If you are on the dancefloor and you have the choice of either an elephant or a women (or man) in stilettos stepping on your foot. Take the elephant as it’ll hurt less.

Speaking of Creatures great and Small, These Manchurian producers & DJ’s do like a bit of wildlife including DJing in Seal Pits in Ibiza with non-other than MC ROLFI HARRIS. Okay i made that bit up, but as Gabrielle once whined – “things can come true”, he’s pretty down with ye sick pets! You Heard Rolf Harris’ techno track in protest to Canadians murdering Seals?!?! – Check it, it’s dark.

And If the city of Manchester were a DJ then he’d be playing the likes of The Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, Oasis, New Order, Joy Division & The Smiths but at some point in the early hours, the City would need to step it up a little to keep the leafy fever moving through the vein pipes of the citizen citadel. Something of the same calibre… What i’m trying to say is, these guys are the shit and they’re not even putting a Donk on it!

Check out their MySpace for their latest bangers! Definitely check out the War remix if you like drum & bass. It’s a belter! And download these tunes pronto ya pussyclart doll!

Heavyfeet – Sasquatch EP Preview

HeavyFeet ft. Bubbz – I am Here (VIP Remix)

HeavyFeet – Spring Mix 2009

Addendum – Any examples labelled as facts held within this post are purely for entertainment value. The author retains the right however, that should any “facts” in fact be “fact”, to claim that he knew all along.

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posted by Rhys Isterix at 5:49 pm  

Thursday, June 18, 2009


Our friends at Mishka just jumped on board to sponsor the second edition of “BRANDED”, so we’ve got 200 $10.00 (1/2 off!) to give away!!!!! CLICK HERE to nab them while they last! We’re also going to have Mishka giving away free merch, so try & get there early!

Friday June 19th @ The Congress Theater, Chicago

GUNS N BOMBS presenting the debut of DEATHFACE

Photos by Clayton Hauck – EVERYONE IS FAMOUS


included with your ticket is a comp subscription to Time Out Chicago! (19.95 value ; )

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Monday, June 1, 2009

Hipster Runoff Beta Tests “The Alt Report” & is Coming to Chicago to “Partie” or “Something”, hipster runoff, chicago, the alt report, alt, party, partie, the reader, the chicago reader, congress, branded, carles, crls

Today Carles of Hipster Runoff launched “THE ALT REPORT“, links to relevant stories 2 make u more authentic & culturally connected.”

Relevant burning HRO topics include:

Is Wavves going 2 kill himself?
Pitchfork gives Grizzly Bear 9.0 …
NYTimes ‘shits on’ Grizz Bear…
Lady Gaga wants 4some with Jonas fggt bros…
Skinny Jeans bad for your health …
Green Day plays concert in front of Walgreens sign …
Wal Mart 2 start selling Macbooks 2 poor ppl …
Aoki’s t-shirt release partie…
VINTAGE LINK: Uffie’s Juicy Nip

Glad to see HRO opening new “blog horizon’s”, via opportunities to see what stories are “internet researched”, for potential, insightful, new “meme’s”.
If that’s not enough “runoff” for you, Carles is hosting a partie with us in Chicago.
Not sure to mark this occasion with a game of “Where in the Congress is Carles?”
or a massive game of Hipster Bingo?
Please leave your vote in “comments” and if someone answers with, “first”, i’ll be so excited, i’ll give you 4 tix’s to hang out with us at the “partie“., hipster grifter, hipster bingo, chicago, party, branded, carles, partie, rave, congress theater

via: “What Made Us Fall in Love with The Hipster Grifter

via: THE CHICAGO READER: Carles is a “culturally relevant” meme – MAY 28, 2009

The Twitter for Hipster Runoff currently says, “i think my blog is ‘having a party’ in Chicago, or something.” And it’s true: though Carles is usually almost impenetrably ironic on his strangely popular blog, he’s being straight up with us here.

The second edition of Branded–the ravey new party series that kicked off with a Deadmau5/Crookers/Late of the Pier show in April–is happening at the Congress Theater on June 19, and not only is Hipster Runoff’s name on the bill, the press release makes a point of noting that Carles will be in the building. READ MORE . . .

I thought the highlight of my life would be appearing on both the Cobrasnake and Last Night’s Party

But really it was becoming bros with Carles

And getting dibs on his leftover tugjobs

via: Miles, “the guy who blogs for crickets” at The Chicago Reader

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My “bro”, CARLES

PS – Worried that no song is attached, and this post won’t get picked up by Hype Machine, also hope some “GRINDERS” come to the party.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009


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Mark your calendars!
BRANDED, the biggest, baddest, dance party, returns to the Congress Theater Chicago, Friday June 19th.
Installment 2 of the 6 event series features The Rapture – dj set, HeartsRevolution, The Rub, DJ Funk,
Guns N Bombs presenting the debut of Deathface, Jordan Z, Rob Threezy, Gatekeeper – dj set , Kid Color Black Holes and Thunderous Olympian
hosted by Trash Menagerie & CARLES of the popular weblog Hipster Runoff
Photos by Clayton

Tickets are $16.00 pre-sale, and $19.00 in advance via TICKETWEB.COM & CLUBTIX.NET
Get yours fast, the last Branded show almost SOLD OUT and brought 4000 people to the Congress.

You can also . . . TRY YOUR LUCK!
We’re giving away 100 free tickets every week leading up to BRANDED on June 19th.

More info: /
Winners will be notified by June 12th via email if they’ve won.

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Monday, May 18, 2009


Detboi - The Hooligan Eskimo

Detboi is a freak. A bass freak! Ask the man himself “What is a Detboi?” and he’ll give you a straight answer: “Someone who tried out for Boyzone and never made it”. It’s obvious to everyone that Louis Walsh missed a trick there!!! But with Boyzone reforming for a few last ditch recession essential penny pinching concerts, i think it’s definately time for this Irish star to shine… cue spotlight.

With a look similar to that of an Aye-aye (google it), a sound as fruity as mangoes and a luck that would rival Noel edmonds with a bunch of numbered boxes you know you’re onto a sure winner. So, you’re probably wondering why you haven’t already heard of the young man? Well it’s quite simple says detboi, “Cos im not making dubstep. innit. rewind. Im big in the Philippines tho”. And if the Philippines say “Hey” then you, must surely say “Ho!”

Enough of this nonsense! Get on and listen to the music…..

Oh and please don’t forget to annoy detboi on his myspace with your Aye-aye impersonations.

Detboi – Cheap Thrills EP Preview

1. Yall want mo
2. Yall want mo – (sinden rmx)
3. Hump N Shake
4. Whine ya body
5. la la land – featuring toddla t

Detboi – Cheap Thrills EP (Preview Minimix)

Disclaimer: All Analogies are that of the detboi and Trash Menagerie hold no responsibilty for the stupid and whimsical sentences of rhys isterix. And if anyone says we don’t bring you the exclusivist of exclusive stuff then check THIS

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Bass in the place London! It’s Kanji Kinetic!

Kanji Kinetic

Kanji Kinetic Kills.

Forget bloody swine flu, that’s for amateurs. If you really want to do some damage then check Kanji’s infectious pandemic bass. It rots your teeth quicker than coca-cola and makes old ladies knee caps pop off. But then…. if that’s not your thing then here are some cheap flights to Mexico.

David Lewis – When You’re Not Here (Kanji Kinetic Remix)

And… a V.I.P of dancefloor raper – “The Buffalo”

Kanji Kinetic – The Buffalo VIP

Get the latest from Kanji’s MySpace, Twitter and not forgetting the last post on Trash.

PS… if you’re wondering who the hell wrote this then my name is Rhys and this is my first post for Trash! Virginity officially lost. Drop me a line and see you at Stag & Dagger!

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posted by Rhys Isterix at 6:00 pm  
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