Producers promote their tracks on places like Hollerboard all the time, but nothing like what Proper Villains (aka Jon S) posted for his latest EP Big Apple Bounce on Flamin Hotz. Not only has he flexed his production acumen, getting signed on DJ Donna Summer’s Nightshifters and Fatboy Slim’s Southern Fried, but he’s also proven himself to be a Photoshop powerhouse on this little piece of infotainment–just check out the dookie chain photos he made of Michna and DJ Ayres.

Rather than write about it, I’m just gonna post the whole thing for your comic pleasure…or you can check it out here.

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Oh & by the way… MY FUCKIN’ EP IS OUT!!!!!!!

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The mother fuckin’ BIG APPLE BOUNCE EP

Fuckin’ buy this shit son.

Just fuckin’ BUY it.

There’s like 8 fuckin’ tracks on this motherfucker.

8 tracks for $9. That’s a fuckin’ STEAL

What about the tunes? The tunes fucking BANG.

100% Guaranteed Club Bangers.

You got ravey bangers,
ravey bmore bangers,
throwback bmore bangers,
a horns joint,
even a fuckin’ FIDGET jawn.

This shit is DIVERSE.

Oh what. You wanna taste?
BOOM!!!I gotcha.

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Proper Villains – Get Down Method

Look at the cover again.
Look at the fuckin’ ART.
Look at the fuckin’ VINYL.

Grey on white fuckin’ STARBURST
This shit looks nicer then the paint job on your fuckin’ CAR.

You could like frame this shit.
Shit buy TWO copies and give a framed copy to your girl.

Oh what, you’re single? Punch a hole
in this motherfucker n’ wear it around your neck like a dookie chain.
This shit will turn you into a motherfuckin’ pussy MAGNET!

Oh wait, what? You’re still not convinced?

You still don’t see the motherfuckin’ VISION that is the
Big Apple Bounce EP??!?!?

Peep the promo mix son. Listen to the
way these tunes slide right into your DJ set like hot melted
butter….

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Proper Villains Big Apple Bounce Ep Promo Mix

Tracklisting

01. DJ Technics – Dew Doo Rock
02. Daft Punk – Aerodynamic (DJ Dstar remix)
03. DJ B-Stee – Thunderous Olympian
04. DJ Tameil – Oh Yeah
05. Proper Villains – Drop With Me
06. Proper Villains – Get Down Method
07. KW Griff – Respect
08. Dave Nada – Spell On You
09. Proper Villains – Ready or Not
10. Krames – In His Kiss
11. Emynd & Bo Bliz – Rock This Park
12. Proper Villains – Creamy
13. Proper Villains – Vampy
14. Rye Rye feat. MIA – Bang
15. Proper Villains – Big Booty Bounce
16. Bobby LaBeat – We Like to Party
17. Sammy Bananas – K7 Baby
18. DJ Class feat. Kanye West – I’m the ish (remix)
19. DJ Tameil – Robot Club Rock
20. Chelly – Took the Night
21. Three Six Mafia – Sippin’ On Some Syrup

See? Now go fuckin’ cop this shit.
It’s at turntablelab.
You can even hear all the tracks in real audio n’ shit on their site.

http://www.turntablelab.com/vinyl/0/0/70001.html

Oh wait, you’re in England or some shit n’ don’t wanna pay shippin’?

BOOM!!!! Motherfuckin’ Juno records son! 9 QUID!
That’s like 4 crumpets n’ a jar of fuckin’ marmite!

http://www.juno.co.uk/products/Big-Apple-Bounce-EP/355066-01

Oh wait, you’re in like JAPAN or some shit. Fret Not…
KONITCHIWA APPLE BOUNCE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

http://www.jetsetrecords.net/en/PROPER-VILLAINS-BIG-APPLE-BOUNCE/product/713003556212

久々出ましたー★FLAMIN’ HOTZからの超パーティ・キラー・B-MORE・ボムEP!!か