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Thursday, March 12, 2009

What Would Bob Rifo & Steve Aoki’s Love Child “Rifoki” Look Like?


Bob Rifo of The Bloody Beetrootsnokiatrendslab.it


Steve Aoki of Steve Aoki, Kid Millionaire nogoodforme.filmstills.org

I got this email today about Bob Rifo and Steve Aoki co-branding “hardcore”“, as “Rifoki”.

“Peep www.dimmak.com homepage for the official time to detonation + 2 new soundclips of the records!”

Flash (Warp Detonation Flash image): http://www.dimmak.com/warp/warp6.swf
“Warp” Video Teaser: http://vimeo.com/3453355


Photo: http://www.turbokrapfen.com/work/bloodybmyspace/warp_web.jpg

Rifoki (Bob Rifo + Steve Aoki do hardcore) coming soon as well.

So I started wondering about their hardcore love child, “Rifoki“, and what their life might be like, and what crazy adventures “Rifoki” might get into . . .


Baby “Rifoki” – Random Flickr pic


“Rifoki” living a normal “tween” life, having a hard time dealing with her new braces and the kids at school.


Will “Rifoki” grow up to be a “bro” that’s secretly into “Magic the Gathering?”


Will “Rifoki” rebel, leave home, and not having any real skills, other than her smoking hot bod, and become a stripper? – monroe-bloomington-talk.com


Will “Rifoki” become a notorious serial killer the media calls “The Bloody Beetroot?”geekologie.com


Will “Rifofki” run into Last Nights Party or The Cobra Snake in the bathroom at on of her My 2 Dad’s crazy parties? – Deviantart.com


What side of the family business will “Rifoki” get into, music? – www.cddesign.com


Or running a chain of highly successful restaurants? – dailyhaha.com


Maybe “Rifoki” will create zany merch like The Insane Clown Posse?- ebay.com


Maybe one day “Rifoki” will run for President?


Will “Rifoki” start a movement that inspires thousands of cats to become part of the “Alt Pet Society” created by the popular blog  Hipsterrunoff.com?

What do you think of Bob Rifo & Steve Aoki’s love child?

- This post is dedicated to CRLS

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posted by Audio Pimpstress at 2:46 pm  

2 Comments »

  1. Dude,

    Do you ever wonder if you have a little too much time on your hands?

    :)

    Comment by Pichro — March 13, 2009 @ 11:04 am

  2. To be honest, not usually. This was me taking a break.

    Rifoki approved ; )

    http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=134258129&blogId=476407631

    Comment by Audio Pimpstress — March 26, 2009 @ 6:11 pm

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