How Not to Spice Up Your Live PA
photo from SharperImage.com
For a mere $600, you can own beamz (“beamz,” as in laser beams…but with a “z”! Is that how all the kids spell it nowadays?), which does for the theremin what lawn jams did for funk music. I just spotted this on Gizmodo, which, posts the video demo and accurately describes it as “amazingly asstupid.”
All I gotta say is–two middle-aged men exchange hi-fives within the first 5 seconds! Is it so asstupid, it’s asstastic? Or just asstupid? How ’bout you watch it and judge for yourself.
beamz hits stores April 15, 2008.
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Wow those beatz are jamming. Where can I learn to make bangerz like that? Those dudez are so fresh.
Comment by Local Hero — April 7, 2008 @ 4:04 pm
ha. i’ll see if your comment made their S-to-Z quota.
Comment by Waxyjax — April 7, 2008 @ 4:14 pm
You guys are crazy, this is beyond awesome.
Comment by Brendan — April 7, 2008 @ 4:23 pm
fist david lee roth, now this..
amazing. I thought it might be a joke. but it’s too awesome…can’t be a joke.. the sexual finger moves, the jam session, the horrible midi yanni sounds…thanks for the laugh……
Comment by nyteowl — April 8, 2008 @ 1:24 am
i never thought about those finger moves as sexual. thanks for pointing that out. i’m going to huddle in a corner in fear now. thank you. :p
Comment by Waxyjax — April 8, 2008 @ 5:46 pm
This is New Age meets New Rave. I’m looking forward to the John Tesh remixes.
Comment by Grifty — April 9, 2008 @ 12:06 pm
hmmm hello mid life crisis…
why is their only demographic middle aged people?
supa cool yes!
Comment by Deeeee — December 30, 2008 @ 7:50 pm