Normies Beware! Don’t Drink the Water and Don’t Fuck the Celebrities…

As reported in BBC and amNew York, Ashton Kutcher, his A-list pals who attended his 30th birthday at Socialista and anyone else who visited the NYC starfucker hang between February 7, 8 or 11 have been advised to get a Hepatitis A shot. According to the health department, a bartender was diagnosed with the disease, and anyone who had patronized the bar since his infection is at risk.
Armin Armiri, Socialista’s owner and former Bungalow 8 doorman, has described the upscale Cubano-Marxist themed bar as a “peasant cafe”–albeit one with pricey drinks and velvet rope door policy. At the risk of generalizing, I’m gonna assume 99% of the readers on Trash Menagerie don’t know anyone who’s ever visited the bar (I actually know two, but both DJ there to make good money playing bad music). For the other 1%, here’s some incentive to get your friends to check out the cooler places in town.
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