Otherwise known as “Fake Steve Jobs (FSJ),” the author writes as if he is, in fact, Steve Jobs, and uses his blog to make fun of anything Apple, technology or Silicon Valley, all the while claiming the mantle of the marketing genius that is Steve Jobs. His motto? “Dude, I invented the friggin’ iPod. Have you heard of it?”
Excerpt from FSJ:
So, AT&T? I mean, seriously. AT&T?
Fake Steve: Yeah. Agreed. I know. And look how they’ve (messed) it all up already, just in the first three days. F—–g frigtards. You wouldn’t believe the phone calls I’ve been having with those idiots. Well, maybe you would. I called that jackass CEO, got his receptionist, and she asked me what I was calling about. I told her the iPhone, and she told me I had to dial a different number, 800 something or other. I’m like, lady, I’m f—–g Steve Jobs, and she says, “Sir, I don’t care who you’re f—–g, you can’t just call up and get our CEO.” Unreal.
I really don’t, not really into holiday’s in general, don’t know why. (I feel like I should be working
today.) However, thought I would share some tunes that I’ve got lying around. To be honest, i don’t know where half of these came from. They are just sitting in a folder on my computer, in no particular order, very haphazard. Eeek! Some are quite appropriate for today. (Again, if you celebrate these types of things.)
Le Greve General are John and Gav, they have a computer, they dj in their hallway in Hackney and thought they might share our music with other people who couldn’t fit into their hallway, especially not with all the bikes in the way, or who might not be able to get to Hackney cos the Silverlink’s shit.
They have a bunch of mix sets and mashups mixing indie, electro, electro-house, hip-hop, pop, electroclash, punk and more on their myspace blog.
If you would like them to bring a laptop and do a live set at your event/wedding/funeral/bar mitzvah feel free to drop them an email at kingshill12 at hotmail dot com.
Le Greve Generale - Ice Cream Sunday
La Grève Générale Intro
Daft Punk – Oh yeah
Bloody Beetroots – Ezekiel eats red hoodie
The Whip – Trash
Thomas Bangalter – Spinal scratch
Wale - Good Girls (Tactic Remix)
Vyle – Electronic chateau do your thing
Battles – Tras 3
The Presets – I go hard, I go home
Azzido da Bass – Lonely by your side
Busta Rhymes – Dangerous
Curses! – Hungry 4 love
Muscles – Ice cream
New Young Pony Club – Ice cream (Three Bang Gang Deejays remix)
The Futureheads – Hounds of love (LGG Edit)
Blonde Redhead – Water
The Black Ghosts – Anyway you choose to give it (Fake Blood mix)
Nil – Comme un printemps
Joe Medium – Throw some disco
Eels – The sound of fear
Gorillaz – Feel good inc (Evil Nine remix)
Larry Tee ft. Princess Superstar – Work it out (Herve goes low remix)
Cassius – Toop toop
The Black Ghosts – Anyway you choose to give it (Boy 8-bit remix)
Club Action – Chris Bagraiders sailing to Baltimore edit
Timbaland – Give it to me (Sta Free mix)
English people will know this one…
RJD2 – Sweet Piece (Cadence Weapon’s ladykiller remix)
Labtekwon - Sex Machine
The Killers – Mr Brightside (Thin White Duke remix)
Beastie Boys – Intergalactic
Zebo – We Likes
LCD Soundsystem – Tribulations (Lindstrom remix)
Buffalo Springfield – For what its worth
Does It Offend You Yeah? – Battle Royale
Deichkind – 17 Limit
DJ Gero – Kryptonite (remix)
MBG and SDS – New jack (Steve Angello remix)
Art Brut - Formed a band
Klaxons – Gravity’s rainbow (Soulwax remix)
Daft, The Rapture, and Ed Banger announce they will be hosting an after party specifically tailored to friends and fans. The inaugural party, is sure to be a smashing good time. Whether you’re craving more fun after the show or looking for an excuse to get some dance on, BART yourself back from Berkley or get up off the couch . . .
Throne of Blood & Ed Banger Present…
Daft Punk & The Rapture
Official After Party
Following the Greek Theater Show
July 27th, 2007 . . . San Francisco, CA
(Venue info will be disclosed closer to the date of the event.)
Featuring . . .
THE ED BANGER CREW - Paris, France
SebastiAn, Kavinsky
THE THRONE OF BLOOD CREW – New York City, NY
Vito, Druzzi, Mattie, & Luke The Duke
James F!@#$% Friedman
