Fake Steve Jobs - I Invented The Friggin Ipod . . .
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF IT?
One of the best-read blogs in technology circles has been the Secret Diary of Steve Jobs.
Otherwise known as “Fake Steve Jobs (FSJ),” the author writes as if he is, in fact, Steve Jobs, and uses his blog to make fun of anything Apple, technology or Silicon Valley, all the while claiming the mantle of the marketing genius that is Steve Jobs. His motto? “Dude, I invented the friggin’ iPod. Have you heard of it?”
Excerpt from FSJ:
So, AT&T? I mean, seriously. AT&T?
Fake Steve: Yeah. Agreed. I know. And look how they’ve (messed) it all up already, just in the first three days. F—–g frigtards. You wouldn’t believe the phone calls I’ve been having with those idiots. Well, maybe you would. I called that jackass CEO, got his receptionist, and she asked me what I was calling about. I told her the iPhone, and she told me I had to dial a different number, 800 something or other. I’m like, lady, I’m f—–g Steve Jobs, and she says, “Sir, I don’t care who you’re f—–g, you can’t just call up and get our CEO.” Unreal.
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